Discoveries

So this is the magazine rack at the 24 hour convenience store near my apartment. Its funny that amongst the issues of Rolling Stone and In Touch are several copies of Dianetics, L. Ron Hubbard's guide to discovering the Scientologist lurking in you.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But I couldn't stop myself from reading the flap.

Apparently this book contains "discoveries heralded as greater than the wheel or fire."
Gosh. Why doesn't everyone have one of these?